Everyday happenings

This page will have incidents,epiphanies and quotes that are too short to be blogged about,but are worth the mention anyway.

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You Know what’s not cool anymore? T-Shirt humour and wisdom !

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If you are in Orkut, I know you!

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You know why personal matters are kept personal? Cos other people laugh at them.

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Two more reasons to love my department…

Find the tense in these sentences, if you can.

“I think we are leading to the destinating stage of this semester.”

” Don’t think we are finishing completing the attendance.”

Hahaha Simply brilliant!

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Some pass out from my college who is now in the US , saw a video, and called up the principal and complained that there was no discipline in the college. Now the repercussion of this is that 2 students are going to get expelled. What a sad life that US guy leads.

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Dhaam Dhoom.. Is it a russian film? Is it a tamil film? Who can tell?! But, its one of the most boring movies ever!!

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Porur! Everyday, on my way to college i get stuck there in traffic for at least 30 mins, and its not like its Neverland. What a crappy place! Actually its worse than crap. To quote Chandler Bing ” This place sullies the good name of crap.”

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Life is a hormonal bitch.

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I am having many ‘moments of clarity’, and I don’t like them… not one bit!

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I think i am in love… with the pencil trick scene from the dark knight. See, I am getting weirder and weirder with each day.

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Angry ma’am and me….

Ma’am: What are your parents doing?

Me: Blah blah blah.

Ma’am:You have any brothers or sisters?

Me:Yeah,one brother.

Ma’am:What’s he doin’?

Me: He is studying in IIM, Lucknow.

Ma’am(with a very serious expression):Tell me what is he studying there?Engineering?

Lol… I love my department !

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I just proved that I am human after all.

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Kamal is way too qualified for making films for the tamil audience.

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The song ‘Anbae en anbae’ from ‘Dhaam Dhoom’ has  taken over my mind. Even when the teachers are shouting at me, it is running through my head.

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I had no internet for 3 days. It was the toughest and saddest time in life.

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Using ‘fer’ instead of ‘for’ ,’ma’ for ‘my’ wont make you cool.

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Wtf!?? Even Vijay’s movie stills and posters all look the same.

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Two separate incidents are on the verge of getting me killed, and that’s not a good thing.I’ll probably die under “mysterious” circumstances.

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Baywatch aadhu, Mash aadhu… Pupil is better any day.

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SMS and chat friends(on some of the local music channels) give the word desperation a whole new meaning and level.

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Some wise ass once said that two questions can never be answered with a ‘yes’- “Are  you sleeping?” & “are you dead?” Well I’ll add two more to that, courtesy Kollywood.”Is there a bigger pervert than Simbu?”(I’ve hated him ever since he danced with Yana Gupta in Manmathan) and “Is there an actor worse than Srikanth?”(actually actor maybe an overstatement here,just a slight one).

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I have been there some 15 times , and not once have I enjoyed my trips to Bombay. But, yesterday I wanted the Chennai Super Kings to lose, so the Mumbai Indians will have a chance to qualify for the semis.Why? Cos of a certain God called Sachin Tendulkar.

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My life is becoming more depressing everyday. Am playing for hours with my 3D puppy in Facebook. I hope I dont get too bored and depressed to the extent that I go and watch an Ajith movie.

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The blood level in my pepsi is decreasing day by day.

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Facebook is the new orkut.For me, anyway.

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It’s that depressing time of the year where I watch 2 movies everyday,sleep at 3am and get up at 2 pm.

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No,wait.Make that three.

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Two types of papers set by Anna Univ.

Pass all- The type of paper where everyone passes.

Fuck all-the type of paper where even if you have the text book open its hard to pass.

I had two “fuck all” papers recently.

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Thoughts inside the exam hall while writing ‘Principles Of Management’

“Who was that girl who put up a really cool display pic yesterday?”

“Koontz?Koontz?Is that even a real name? What kinda name is that?”

“People actually read my blog? Wow!”

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Movies like ‘A Walk to remember’ should be banned.They show things that will never happen. Maybe in a parallel,far far away universe, but definetely not here.

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Your best friend(s) and your girlfriend will never get along.

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I just realised I am referring myself in the third person a lot nowadays.Please,oh please, dont let me become a loser like simbu.

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Dear God, Please help me.Now, I know been very nice to other people. I am starting to use words like”How sweet” and “So sweet”…. Do get back to me on that one!

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The weirdest thing happened today…I got up at 10 am this mornin’.Yup,Sunday morning at 10.Now,doesn’ t that just make you sick?!

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“Why I am there here for?- TKT

“Do you have sense or do you have nonsense?”-Rat ma’am

Thats IT dept. for you!

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Mudhal mazhai…Trisha…Wow!!![5-2-08]

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“Harish,come and sit here.” Yup,I’m killing the next person that says this.[29-1-08]

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Saarang…I wish it happens everyday…[25-1-2008]

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Another one of Harish’s punch… “Attitude is not what you have,its what you are.” Damn,I’m good! Soon,’Pudingi’ Perarasu(the director) is going to come looking for me.

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My boredom levels have scaled new heights.Today I was sitting in class and counting the number of “okay” said by my professor. And a staggering 94 “okay” were said in a 50 minute period .

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I am getting good with punch dialogues. The other day I said something like this ,” Harish anba irukiravangala anaipaan,arajagam panravangala alipaan.”

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Flaunted relations seldom work out [9-1-2008]

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