“I wish to marry someone like football”
“You mean someone who likes football,right?”
“No, someone like football.”
“Like a football?”
“No! Let me explain! There is nothing more I love in this world than football. It makes me happy. My mood depends on how well the team I support do. Nothing else matters. I’ll stay up late at nights just to watch a game of football even though I have to go to work the next day. If I find someone that makes me half as happy as football, then I’ll be very lucky!”
*Confused*, *Thinks I am a retard*, *Makes an excuse and leaves*
Makes sense? No?
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u just keep getting weirder n weirder
NOM bro
Dude!!….just read your posts…u’ve got a wild imagination…I think u should quit ur job and start making spoofs!!!…believe me, they’ll sell
hehe thanks macha