Inner Monologue

Damn, these sun rays! Is it 1 pm already? I better get up. Have to start studying.

Fast forward to 3 pm
On the internet…

Boring! Lets visit some profiles in Orkut shall we?
Wait, what is that small lock thingy next to the photo icon?
‘Click’
“Privacy requested by owner”
What crap? Damn! You too, Orkut?
Ok, let’s read some funny “franship” scraps atleast.
‘Click’
I don’t think the page has loaded correctly. Looks like Orkut has server problems again. No, wait. There is something written.
“This content has been set to private by the profile owner.”
No, this isn’t happening! I can understand the photo locking. But, why scraps? What am I gonna do with their scraps? Copy and misuse it? Thu!
This has to be the saddest day of my life.

4.30 pm

At last, have the book in my hand. Its Engineering ethics after all. Lets just get it over with. Its basically what I wouldn’t do when I worked.

5.00 pm
Mike Martin (authors name) ,Mike Martin? Why does that name sound so familiar? Maybe, its because they call Michael Corleone, Mike or Mikey. Maybe that’s just it. God, I love that movie. If only I was a Corleone. Then I would clean up all the scum bags that show off in my street. Now, who is their ugly “gang leader” who has an equally ugly slut for a girlfriend? She isn’t that bad. If I don’t stand straight in front of her and see from an angle ( 180 degrees), and ignore all the ‘maedus’ and ‘pallams’ on her face, I can almost pretend she is beautiful. Wait, I’m drifting off here. Back to ‘The Godfather’.

5:45 pm(at last something)
You know what it is? My brain can’t function properly while I’m lying down on the bed. I better walk around for a bit.
Upstairs at my cousins place
My cousin was having problems of her own.

“Which one should I wear? The yellow or the red? Tell me what you think.”
At that moment my mind went blank and said this…
“ “
Yep, those were the exact words.

8:00 pm
I have another 17 hours to go. I think I’ll have some coffee. And what’s the problem with this Mike Martin fellow. ‘Yaen ipadi peter vidraan’? Atleast, I can understand what he trying to say(I think). I wonder what ‘J’ and ’A’ will do? I better call ’J’ and ask.

He says that there is no 1st unit in the book, and its simply about moral values.
Free ah vidu. Nalaiku bus la padichikilam.

10:00 pm
I’m feeling hungry. What would I give for a burger right now at Pupil or at Baywatch! No, no, concentrate!!
And at that moment I read something like this “Especially in a country like America, where every individuals freedom is respected…”
Then I called upon God and asked “Why are Americans so full of shit?”
And then a booming voice said “Do you really want to go there now? don’t you have an exam tomorrow?”
“Yeah, but its only engineering ethics”
“Oh, but you still have 5 units to study and you have exactly 12 hours for your exam”

Damn, I better get back to studying! I wonder how I lost so much time today.
I have been talking to myself the whole day. What kinda weirdo am I?
As I opened the book to study at last…
How cool would it to be if I blogged about this?

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It’s that time of the year again. No, am not talkin’ about Christmas. It’s ‘marghazhi maasam’ and I’m not allowed to eat Non-Veg at home. That means I’ll be spotted at ‘Thalapakattus’ , fast food centres,’bhai kadais’ and any place they make ‘Kuskaas’ in and around T.Nagar and Saidapet! If you see me at any of these places, please pretend as though you didn’t see me.