10 most beautiful women!

DSP ma’am doesn’t like me. In fact, she hates me. It’s not as though I like her. Believe me, the feelings are mutual. Her classes are so boring. It’s not worth listening to her lectures, but you can’t sleep in her class. So, last week while all the others are busy doing the ‘convolution by graphical method’ (which we are doing from the start of third semester), what do I do? I was busy making a list of the ten most beautiful women in the world.

And from a list of 20, I short-listed 10. Here they are: -

10.Diya Mirza: Bengal may be the weirdest place on earth, but it also is the place where the most beautiful women on earth are born. Atleast one Bengali had to make the final 10, and she is my choice.

9. Tania Zaetta: Remember the Australian girl on ‘Who Dares Wins’, who goes up to people and says, “Hello there, mate”. She is one of the most gorgeous women.

8.Trisha: Coming back home, you can’t leave her out. Perhaps, has the most beautiful pair of eyes in the world. What makes her more charming? Her cute expressions.

7.Kate Beckinsale: I have seen her only in ‘Click’ and ‘Van Helsing’, but damn, isn’t she beautiful. Everything about her is so feminine.

6.Vidya Balan: Another Indian who made it to the final cut. She has THE most perfect Indian face. Her eyes are again proof that Indians have the most attractive eyes.

5.Catherine Zeta Jones: She is one of those women who you can picturise as a chic woman or an 18^th century villager. A very, very classy woman.

4.Maria Sharapova: Beauty and talent seldom come together, and when they do, they make it to the top 10. And what’s more? This Russian beauty is only 19 years old.

3.Katrina Kaif: Born here in India, and brought up in the UK, she has perhaps the most pleasantest face. You can watch her face all day long, and still not get tired.

2.Jennifer Aniston: What did Brad Pitt see in her? Well, everything! She is/was one of the main reason I watch/watched F.R.I.E.N.D.S, and everything she did was either cute or adorable. And is Angelina Jolie better than her? If I were blind, she is!

1.Yana Synkova: All I can say is, “Thank God she missed the plane to Japan.” Eventually, she lands up here in India. It’s been about 5 years since I first saw her on TV, and still she has the same effect on me. Her Czech accent makes her even sexier. On the downside, I hate swallowing a fly, and drenching my feet in my own drool every time I see her.

Exactly after I finished, ma’am glares at me. Why you ask? Maybe she was mad at me for not including her name. Ok ma’am. Next week, I’m gonna list out the 5639510376132 most cutest women in the world. I’ll try to squeeze you in. Cheers!