In no particular order
People calling themselves atheists
WriTiNG lIkE tHiS
wr8in lik dis
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Girls acting dumb around boys
Oh, boys acting as though they have a “mysterious” past
Substituting a vowel with another in a 3 letter word
Socks with sandals
Cool guy handshakes
Boasting that you’ve smoked weed
I definitely think he was a Caporegime or a consigliere in one of New York’s Italian-American mafia when he was not writing books. How the fuck else can he know so much about the mafia? Read The Last Don for the 4th time. And wondering how a movie based on the book will be. Yeah, there was a mini series, but that was shit!
I don’t know what it takes for people to realise I am not interested in their relationships. Now, don’t judge me. All things considered, I am a pretty decent friend. I mean I can bring myself to listen to your problems, and what the heck, sort a few of em out ! But , I definitely don’t wanna listen to what you two were discussing THAT night, or what you got her, or how cute/sweet/beautiful she was in that outfit. I definitely DON’T want to listen to those stories. I really couldn’t give a rat’s ass !
From what I hear, women play the “I’m pregnant” card during pregnancy, and a lot more even after it. True, it’s tough. But, don’t you think the man more than makes up for it by putting up with her mood swings and other such things. Just a thought.
Yes, I am indifferent, and yes I am expecting a lot of “Girls hate guys like you” and “Hope you never get married” comments.
No, I’m not going to rant about how hard the training is, I’ve done that enough over the past 5 months or so. Another thing that is just as irritating. People come up to you, talk to you in Hindi or Marathi or whatever is that they speak, and expect you to understand every word they say. And I’m left with a blank expression on my face and say “English,please” every time ! And they say ” Hindi nahi malum?” Next time someone says that to me, I’m gonna say “Theriyadhu da otha the***** *****.”
Is it just me or does anyone think that the Oscars are a wee bit overrated? That being said, Heath deserves his Oscar.
Wow! What an amazing read. Just finished reading it. The depth of the plot,and the way each character is etched is so uniquely Puzo. The attention to detail is amazing! Wonder how a movie based on this book will turn out. ‘Omerta’ or ‘The Sicilian’ is the next Puzo i am goin to read.
Last week, I left from college in a city bus.Just then, a really drunk,deeply disturbed man boards the bus,and unfortunately sits right next to me. He calls up his wife and says he is never coming back home, and she can have his ‘sothu‘ . Then he gives his 2 cents worth about marriage. “When I was in love, I was with her everytime,and never wanted to leave her, now all I want to do is get as far away from her as possible.” Irony it seems. That’s not irony, that’s marriage.
Someone started a rumour that results for the fourth year students were due on 5th january. And they gave a blog link for verification. And more than half the fools in my class believed it. Engineering padichu enna projanam! Shebba!
You see, there are usually about 3-4 fake calls, before the results actually come. The first rumour is usually during the holidays, and some sad ass wants you not to have fun,and so sends a text message that university results will be published as soon as college reopens. What to do? Delete that message, of course.
The second rumour starts after college has reopened, 2 weeks into the new semester. This usually happens while all the students are in college. Everyone calls everyone he/she knows, arts college students,people who have not come to college that day, etc… Again,what do we do? Sit and have a laugh while all others are running around.
The third rumour is actually pretty close to actually being true. This starts 3-4 days before the results are actually put up. ‘Results will come today/tomorrow’ This time what do we do? Make sure its the third rumour,and be wait for the results to come within the next 5 days.
And when the results do come, no one believes it. Like last time, when it was published at 5 in the morning. Dumb pricks!
This sounds strangely like the story ‘the boy who cried wolf’.
P.S: A little hint. This time results will be put up during the second week of february.
Every sitcoms will/should have the following characters
Sarcastic guy-Generally the source of all humour
A controlly/bossy guy/girl who ll get on everyones nerves
A dumb/simple-minded/weird guy or woman
Also, a couple whose relationship is very stable, and another couple who will have an on-off relationship !
Beginning to watch ‘Monk’ and ‘Psych’. Getting tired of others.Scrubs is still superb! Thinking of watching ‘How I met your mother’ and ‘Boston Legal’.
